be handed a letter by your maid, break the wax seal, read it with dawning understanding and then slowly look up into the middle-distance with an ominous smirk. order your carriage to be prepared at once.
Hi hello could we please make sure that no one watches this and that it flops. Moffat can’t get back on his bullshit in 2020 let’s all leave him back in the 10s thank you very much.
Just a few reminders
“women are needy”
“my wife is growing a whole ass human but all i can think about is whether or not i’ll still be able to stand to have sex with her after”
